Experts Praise Iran Peace Deal As Bold First Step Toward Next Iran War
WASHINGTON, D.C. —
Foreign policy experts across Washington praised the newly announced Iran peace deal Monday, calling it “a historic breakthrough” and “an essential first step toward establishing the conditions necessary for the next Iran war.”
White House Says Boos Were Actually Chants Of ‘Boo-S-A! Boo-S-A!’
NEW YORK, NY —
The White House pushed back forcefully Monday against reports that President Donald Trump was booed during his appearance at Madison Square Garden, clarifying that the crowd was actually chanting “Boo-S-A! Boo-S-A!” in what officials described as “a spontaneous, deeply patriotic expression of rhythmic national unity.”
Fact-Checkers Immediately Enter Witness Protection Program
Fact-Checkers Immediately Enter Witness Protection Program
World Powers Suddenly Very Interested in Arctic, Claim It’s About ‘Security’ and Definitely Not Resources
World Powers Suddenly Very Interested in Arctic, Claim It’s About ‘Security’ and Definitely Not Resources
Iran Lifts Internet Blackout Long Enough to Announce Internet Blackout Still In Effect
Brief Restoration Confirms Nothing Has Changed
Trump Declares Venezuela 51st State in Surprise Late-Night Announcement
Trump Declares Venezuela 51st State in Surprise Late-Night Announcement
Trump Declares Peace in War That Hasn't Started Yet
Sources confirm the treaty saved trillions in hypothetical spending and countless imaginary lives.
Furloughed Federal Worker Who Already Emotionally Quit Must Now Pretend They’re Thrilled to Come Back
“I went through all five stages of grief, and now they want me to log back into Outlook?”
Trump Claims 300 Million Americans Died Last Year, Says Job Market Is ‘Best It’s Ever Been’
Trump Claims 300 Million Americans Died Last Year, Says Job Market Is ‘Best It’s Ever Been’